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Everything Jimmy Kimmel Said in His Return to ABC — See the Full Transcript of His Monologue

Jimmy Kimmel returned to late-night television six days after Jimmy Kimmel Live! was put on an indefinite hiatus following his remarks on Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

On Tuesday, Sept. 23, Kimmel, 57, opened up his monologue to the audience chanting his name. He smiled before referencing his previous suspension.

“As I was saying before I was interrupted,” he said, while the crowd laughed. “If you’re just joining us, we’re preempting your regularly scheduled encore episode of Celebrity Family Feud to bring you this special report. I’m happy to be here tonight with you.”

He continued, “I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours: me or the CEO of Tylenol. It’s been overwhelming. I’ve heard from a lot of people over the last six days. I’ve heard from all the people in the world over the last six days. Anyone I’ve ever met has reached out 10 or 11 times. Weird characters from my past, or the guy who fired me from my first radio job in Seattle, not airing tonight by the way! Sorry Seattle, his name is Larry.”

He recalled Larry “trying to force” him to do a bit called “Jokes for Donuts” in 1989, which he mocked. Larry ultimately fired him, and Kimmel moved back in with his parents at the time, he quipped, noting that “even Larry” reached out to him following Jimmy Kimmel Live!’s suspension.

He then thanked everyone who checked on him, including his “fellow late-night talk show hosts, including Stephen Colbert, who “found himself in this predicament,” and “my friend Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Arsenio [Hall], Kathy [Griffin], Wanda [Sykes], Chelsea [Handler], and even Jay [Leno] reached out.”

Other late-night hosts, including one in Germany who offered him a job, and his “boyhood idols” Howard Stern and David Letterman, Kimmel said.

“I feel honored to be a part of the group of people that knows what goes into doing a show like this. I also want to thank all of you,” he told the cheering audience. “Who supported our show, cared enough to do something about it, to make your voices heard so that mine will be heard. I will never forget it.”

“And maybe weirdly, maybe maybe most of all, I want to thank the people who don’t support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those beliefs anyway. People who I never would have imagined like Ben Shapiro, Clay Travis, Candace Owens, Mitch McConnell, Ryan Paul, even my old pal Ted Cruz, who believe it or not said something very beautiful on my behalf.”

The show then cut to a clip of Cruz stating that if the government attempts to ban media, it will “end up badly for conservatives.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever said this before, but Ted Cruz is right,” Kimmel said on Tuesday’s episode. “He’s absolutely right. This affects all of us, including him. I mean, think about it. If Ted Cruz can’t speak freely, then he can’t cast spells on the Smurfs.”

“Even though I don’t agree with many of those people on most subjects, some of the things they say even make me want to throw up,” he went on. “It takes courage for them to speak out against this administration, and they did, and they deserve credit for it. And thanks for telling your followers that our government cannot be allowed to control what we do and do not say on television, and that we have to stand up to it.”

He continued, “I’ve been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight. And the truth is, I don’t think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference. If you like me, you like me. If you don’t, you don’t. I have no illusions about changing anyone’s mind.”

“But I do want to make something clear because it’s important to me as a human,” said Kimmel as he became emotional. “And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man. I don’t think there’s anything funny about it.”

Referencing his response to Kirk’s assassination, Kimmel said: “I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed, sending love to his family and asking for compassion — and I meant it; I still do. Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what — it was obviously a deeply disturbed individual. That was really the opposite of the point I was trying to make. But I understand that to some, that felt either ill-timed or unclear, or maybe both. And for those who think I did point a finger, I get why you’re upset. If the situation was reversed, there’s a good chance I’d have felt the same way.”

He went on to condemn Tyler Robinson, the “sick individual,” who fatally shot Kirk during an event at Utah Valley University on Sept. 10.

“I have many friends and family members on the other side who I love and remain close to, even though we don’t agree on politics at all. I don’t think the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone. This was a sick person who believed violence was a solution, and it isn’t, ever.”

Kimmel went on to note that he and his family have also been victims of “ugly and scary threats.”

“And also selfishly, I am a person who gets a lot of threats. I get many ugly and scary threats against my life, my wife, my kids, my co-workers because of what I choose to say,” he said. “And I know those threats don’t come from the kind of people on the right who I know and love. So that’s what I wanted to say on that subject. But I don’t want to make this about me because, and I know this is what people say when they make things about them, but I really don’t.”

He then shared his thoughts on the importance of free speech, stating that while his show “is not important,” what “is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this.”

“I mean, I’ve had the opportunity to meet and spend time with comedians and talk show hosts from countries like Russia, countries in the Middle East who tell me they would get thrown in prison for making fun of those in power,” said Kimmel. “And worse than being thrown in prison, they know how lucky we are here. Our freedom to speak is what they admire most about this country. And that’s something I’m embarrassed to say I took for granted until they pulled my friend Stephen off the air and tried to coerce the affiliates who run our show in the cities that you live in to take my show off the air. That’s not legal. That’s not American. That is un-American, and it is so dangerous.”

He asked the audience to consider if the government should “be allowed to regulate which podcasts the cell phone companies and Wi-Fi providers are allowed to let you download to make sure they serve the public interest? You think that sounds crazy? Ten years ago, this sounded crazy.”

He went on to call out FCC chairman Brendan Carr for previously stating that “these companies can do this the easy way or the hard way, and that these companies can find ways to change conduct and take action on Kimmel or there’s going to be additional work for the FCC ahead.”

Kimmel called Carr’s comments “a violation of the First Amendment,” adding that it “is not a particularly intelligent threat to make in public.”

“Ted Cruz said he sounded like a mafioso. Although, I don’t know. If you want to hear a mob boss make a threat like that, you have to hide a microphone in a deli and park outside in a van with a tape recorder all night long. This genius said it on a podcast. Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing car Republicans have embraced since this one. And that’s saying something,” Kimmel joked as a Trump-themed Cybertruck was shown on the screen.

He continued: “The FCC has a tradition of meddling where they shouldn’t under many administrations, but it wasn’t always like this. There was an FCC commissioner back in 2022 who worked under Joe Biden who was spot on. He wrote, ‘President Biden is right. Political satire is one of the oldest and most important forms of free speech. It challenges those in power while using humor to draw more people into the discussion. That’s why people in influential positions have always targeted it for censorship.’ You know who wrote that? FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr, who later was appointed chairman of the FCC by this former crusader for free speech.”

The moment then cut to a clip of Trump stating, “If we don’t have free speech, then we just don’t have a free country. It’s as simple as that. If this most fundamental right is allowed to perish, then the rest of our rights and liberties will topple just like dominoes. One by one, they’ll go down.”

“That was also in 2022,” Kimmel said or Trump’s previous comments. “And I wonder how did that guy turn into this guy?”

A video of Trump stating that Kimmel was “fired,” has “no talent” and is a “wack job” was then shown.

“Well, I do tonight,” Kimmel said of Trump’s claim as the audience applauded. “Thank you. You almost have to feel sorry for him. He tried did his best to cancel me. Instead, he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.”

He then addressed questions of whether there were “conditions” he had to meet to get back on the air.

“There is one,” he quipped. “Disney has asked me to read the following statement, and I’ve agreed to do it. Here we go. ‘To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account, open the Disney+ app on your smart TV or TV-connected device.’ ”

While he expressed gratitude for his time at ABC, he also made it clear he didn’t agree with his show being temporarily suspended.

“I’ve been fortunate to work at a company that has allowed me to do the show the way we want to do it for almost 23 years. I’ve done almost 4,000 shows on ABC. And over that time, the people who run this network have allowed me to evolve and to stretch the boundaries of what was once traditional for a late-night talk show, even when it made them uncomfortable, which I do a lot. Every night, they’ve defended my right to poke fun at our leaders and to advocate for subjects that I think are important by allowing me to use their platform. And I am very grateful for that.”

“With that said, I was not happy when they pulled me off the air. I did not agree with that decision and I told them that and we had many conversations. I shared my point of view, they shared theirs. We talked it through and at the end — even though they didn’t have to, they really didn’t have to — this is a giant company. We have short attention spans, and I am a tiny part of the Disney Corporation, and they welcomed me back on the air, and I thank them for that. Unfortunately, and I think unjustly, this puts them at risk. The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs.”

“Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a joke. He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS. Then he turned his sights on me, and now he’s openly rooting for NBC to fire Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers, and the hundreds of Americans who work for their shows who don’t make millions of dollars. And I hope that if that happens or if there’s even any hint of that happening, you will be 10 times as loud as you were this week.”

“We have to speak out against this because he’s not stopping,” he added. “And it’s not just comedy. He’s gunning for our journalists, too. He’s suing them. He’s bullying them. Over the weekend, his Foxy friend Pete Hegseth announced a new policy that requires journalists with Pentagon press credentials to sign a pledge, promising not to report information that hasn’t been explicitly authorized for release — that includes unclassified information. They want to pick and choose what the news is. I know that’s not a interesting as muzzling a comedian, but it’s so important to have a free press, and it is nuts that we aren’t paying more attention to it.”

Kimmel added, “Walter Cronkite must be spinning in his grave right now. He’s dead, right? Look, I never imagined I would be in a situation like this. I barely paid attention in school. But one thing I did learn from Lenny Bruce and George Carlin and Howard Stern is that a government threat to silence a comedian the President doesn’t like is anti-American. That’s anti-American. And I am so glad we have some solidarity on that from the right and left and from those in the middle, like Joe Rogan. Maybe the silver lining from this is that we found one thing we can agree on, and maybe we’ll even find another one. Maybe we can get a little bit closer together.”

“We do agree on a lot of things,” he continued. “We agree on keeping our children safe from guns, on reproductive rights for women, social security, affordable health care, pediatric cancer research. These are all things that most Americans support. Let’s stop letting these politicians tell us what they want and tell them what we want.”

He then referenced Kirk’s widow, Erika Kirk, forgiving Robinson, during Kirk’s memorial service.

“That is an example we should follow,” he said, as he began to tear up. “If you believe in the teachings of Jesus as I do, there it was. That’s it. A selfless act of grace, forgiveness from a grieving widow. It touched me deeply, and I hope it touches many, and if there’s anything we should take from this tragedy to carry forward, I hope it can be that and not this. So, thank you for listening and I’ll have I’ll have more to say when we come back.”

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The network’s decision to pull Kimmel’s show came after broadcast companies Nexstar and Sinclair said they would preempt airings of Jimmy Kimmel Live! from ABC affiliates across the country due to the host’s remarks about Kirk’s murder, which they condemned.

Kirk, a conservative commentator, was shot and killed during a speaking event at Utah Valley University on Sept. 10 at the age of 31. A memorial was held for Kirk on Sunday, Sept. 21.

Kimmel’s comments that have come under fire pertained to Kirk and his accused killer, Robinson, the 22-year-old charged with aggravated murder in connection with Kirk’s death.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on ABC.

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