Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Twins, 14, Are “Too Cool” to Do This Anymore

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey‘s twins Moroccan “Roc” Cannon and Monroe “Roe” Cannon are all grown up.

After all, the Nickelodeon alum said his kids, who turned 14 on April 30, are now “too cool” to have a traditional party to celebrate their special milestone.

“Somebody slow this thing down!!! Please!!!” Nick—who also shares 10 younger children with five other women—wrote in an April 30 Instagram post, explaining that his oldest kids “didn’t even want a birthday party.”

So instead, he took Roc and Roe as well as their teenage friends to The Basement—an immersive, horror-themed escape room featuring live performers—in Los Angeles. As the 44-year-old put it, “Scary and mindblowing to say the least but Roc & Roe and their friends loved it! And they let the old man tag along as a chaperone!”

In fact, Nick joked in an accompanying video of the escapades that the twins “didn’t really want me” there.

“What the hell is that?” the Drumline actor quipped, adding that volunteering to be locked inside a room was “not my idea of birthday fun.”

He added, “What happened to amusement parks and house parties?”